I've played the starving artist, the brooding writer, the iconoclastic filmmaker, and the jet-setting greasemonkey. I'm enigmatic. I'm explicit. I'm an entrepreneurial asshole who runs several punk (DIY) businesses. I master whatever I put my mind to and quickly bore with it. I'm a serious risk taker and have lived on the edge most of my life.

I was raised by a gun-toting gangster and notorious drug smuggler (my stepdad). We were on the run from the FBI during my formative years and I was an accomplice in crime at a very young age. I credit my unusual upbringing for my highly perfected street smarts. I also credit it for slightly screwing my brain up, but we don't have time to get into that here.

I usually date women who are too hot for their own good, super smart and/or smart assed. My vow of being a lifelong bachelor has only been tested 2 times. I trust very easily and value honesty above all else... well... I have been known to lie about my age, but only to get that sweet young poontang down at the local watering hole [ha ha]!